I never thought about how shitty it would be to be woken up out of a nice sleep by a sprinkler going off in my face.
It sucks
I’m soaked
And not sleeping
And all I’ve been thinking is
Hey girl
There’s nay a picture of you on facebook that doesn’t deal with alcohol in someway.
You’re an alcoholic woman
Ever since I walked in on that would be robber in my apartment
I don’t lock my doors anymore
Because I really like visitors
You allowed me the reverse
Peephole
Name’s Bugman
Bugman
My name cuts
Like a kite
I’ll have you know
Mess with the dull
You get the bugles
I slapped the doctor the second I was born
Told him to put me back
I wasn’t done with Slaughter-House Five
Or so it goes
The feathery bed
The one in your head
I know I’m sleeping in it tonight
I napped there all day
Orange purple elephant
Strange pupils elegant
The definition of success can be found by
Not overdoing it
Time and timelines only came into existence when humans
Needed to feel
Like they ever existed
Time
Probably
If it had a say in the matter
Probably wouldn’t be read left to right
Everybody lives to die
Some people think they die to live more
If I lived forever
Like in heaven
I would eventually ask for it to be over with
How fucking boring would that be?
Seriously?
I might stick around for a bit and play canasta
With Frank S.
Have a laugh with Chris F.
Feel what it’s like to fly
So I bought these bananas, Right?
If I were water I’d start to be getting really annoyed right about now
Always movin’ around
No thank you
Loaf rimes with lophe
It is so goddamned hot in here right now
I could just hit someone with my car
When I was four my favorite toy was my big wheel
I loved it
Rode it everyday
Then the garbage man threw it away
“Sonofabitch” I said to my mom
She agreed
There’s many ways to do it
But the very best way to skin a cat
Is to remove all of its skin
Who do I have to punch around here to be free
People need to stop hoping for love
They just need to hope for the best
I may or may not be a brick wall
Impervious to emotion
My emotional telephone doesn’t receive calls
You can try to leave a message
But it will be forgotten instantly
That’s what I got from her anyways
My turtle
Toby
Had a tumor in his head
We gave him what we thought was chemo
It didn’t work
We were twelve
I would’ve never guessed I could’ve gotten rid of you so easily
I guess all it took was getting rid of you
I have more children than I know what to do with
Zero
I’m going to run around the quad commenting on its wonderful
Octagonal shape
I don’t think
I know
That I’m turning Japanese
If I could only come up with one hundred and thirteen more words right now
That would be the bee’s pajamas
I’d celebrate with a swift haircut
Then sprinkle the clippings all over my dog
Then I would go around telling everyone that my dog
The poor thing
Wants to be a human so bad that she went and bought a wig
But she still poops in the yard
Just like my neighbor used to
Did I mention how awesomely hot it is in here
It is awesome
Yeah I’m a Buddhist
Big whoop
Wanna fight about it?
Life gozon
No matter how stupid everyone is
It will goon
Unless something really stupid happens
Then life won’t
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