my painting orgasm

squint

The universe is
expanding and accelerating
at a rate faster than it takes
for an empire state building
to fall away
from a penny.
Gravity is gravy
with it
in it.

Evolution is not rocket science

God may have created the universe
but if s/he/it did, he was jacking off
on James Dobson
while spanking him
simultaneously.

My cat called me a liberal
and meowed at me while I
lay in the bathtub. She was
afraid I would get sucked down
into the wormhole and
disintegrate thus
losing her companion
forever

or maybe she just wanted some food.

Sometimes stars shine so dimly
you can barely see them
until you die.

My mother told me I was one of those stars
but she didn't tell me I was so far away.