Watching you down that f-ing banana -
makes my stomach gurgle -
Takes me back to second grade sack lunches,
banana peels on the cafeteria floor,
yellow laffy taffy wrappers with gay jokes.
Every once in awhile -
I try to swallow one.
Yuck, the texture feels like canvas
and your face looks like stupid.
Eat the goddam banana and get it over with,
I'm tired of watching you.