Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Dependent Sue

Skinny young prickly man
dies without kidney
who sleeps now
in a dumpster
rats chewing on him
like a chumpster
where oh where has my lump gone?
lump cuts yard
yard too tall
Not likely of lump
This place is a dump without lump
No toilet paper without lump
I take no dump without lump
Full of turds is my rump
Ring ring goes the teleophono
Lump is dead oh no no no no
Who plays me in guess who?
Who does my hair with shampoo?
Who cleans the tub of residue?
Who paints the house blue?
Who calls me my dear sue?
Lump is gone. Lump has fallen away.
No longer sit on my hands, says sue.

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