Monday, September 8, 2008

Chad


They call me the ocho
But really I’m the cinco

Work that pigskin for the chants
Do that river dance in my pants

Was a Beaver
Now a Bengal

Run dem routs with not ya pappa
But with teammate TJ Houshmandzadeh

Sunday put my face on the TV Trucks
Monday I’ll go all 1995 Greg Maddux

Future Hall of Famer on da jacket
Always be causin dat racket

See you in Hawaii for dat Pro Bowl
Call me Tyson eatin babies whole

Opposing troops snuffle roll tears in eyes
Setting records for the franchise

Berman Chis be making the whoop whoop
This season put a little Lombardi in my soup

Who Covered 85 in '05 was the list
That one made Marvin a little pissed

Watch me dance like Marshall Faulk
Only doing it with a blonde Mohawk

On the cover of NFL Street 03
Love to watch Carson put down the knee

Labeled selfish and a cancer
Trade then for Shawn Alexander

Just kidding love the attention everyday
The names Ocho Cinco by the way

1 comment:

Brennan McDowell said...

"This season put a little Lombari in my soup"

yeah, hilarious