Road bitch told me turn
right in point three miles then
keep left exits closed road bitch
said she knows her way around
towns unfamiliar ignoring weather
road bitch doesn't sleep eat
shit road bitch can be British
bitch with button click road bitch
impatience comes in spurts with
missed turns road bitch recalculates
her satellite screen turns black at night
road bitch hates the way I drive
but never quits road bitch
journeyed eight states for this
road bitch merge destination up ahead
arrival celebrates road bitch success
I finally put road bitch to rest
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this is funny. i was watching a dog show on animal planet and the announcer kept saying, "look at that bitch go..." reminded me of that.
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